Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Still hot...but dead outside

The heat and humidity of summer is finally here. We complain all winter that we can't wait for summer, it finally arrives and we run inside to hide from it in the shelter of our air conditioned homes and vehicles or from the warm breeze of a fan. Well at least some people do.

On a hot and sticky night last week my wife and I headed up to Shelburne Falls to eat at The Gypsy Apple Bistro. I was looking forward to their quaint outdoor patio and the quiet streets of Shelburne. Without a tourist in sight and the streets surprisingly free of locals, who were probably home sweating in front of a fan, we parked right out front. I have been to Shelburne only a handful of times but was amazed at how quiet downtown was that night, especially for a Saturday.
We got to our table out back and ordered some white wine to fight off the heat.
We were the first table to be sat that night other than the two mischievous kids, I assumed were the kids of the owners or staff, who were lurking around and occasionally sitting at the table next to us. A fan was propped up in the window of the kitchen offering, I'm sure, little relief to Chef Michaelangelo Wescott working over the stove that night. If it was 90 degrees outside you know it was at least twenty degrees warmer in there, if not thirty or forty.
After going over the menu, and thinking to myself that I was thankful not to be the one in the kitchen that night, we made our decisions. We ordered the appetizer special a leek and smoked trout tart, crab cakes, potato gnocchi with mixed mushrooms and lemon-oregano brined pork chop. We were both starving after fasting (I didn't really fast, I just didn't eat much of a lunch) most of the day to save room for our planned meal.

The smoked trout tart and crab cakes came out first. The tart had a delicious flaky crust and was topped with salmon roe and creme fraiche. The filling was moist, a little smokey, creamy and delicious. The flavors were perfectly balanced with the buttery leeks, smokey trout, cooling creme fraiche and briny salmon roe. It was a home run. We both loved it. The crab cakes were fairly large and well seared on the outside. Filled with bell peppers, celery, herbs and clearly not lump crab meat, the texture was crispy on the outside but slightly mealy and mushy on the inside. Served with a remoulade, the cakes flavor was good but texture was a little off.

Our salads came next and were unexpected. The salads, comprised of leaf lettuce, cherry tomatoes, radish, beets, cucumber and "house dressing" were very good. All the ingredients were clearly fresh and local and the addition of roasted beets and radishes gave it more character than a standard house salad. The house dressing was light and tangy.

For our entrees my wife ordered the gnocchi and I had ordered the pork chop. My wife, always in search of good gnocchi, was excited to try theirs. I must admit I was too, I am often let down by heavy, dense and gummy gnocchi more often than not. Having formerly made gnocchi everyday for almost two straight years while working at a certain four star restaurant in Boston, I will admit I am hard to please with them but that's not to say I can't be wowed. I had fairly high hopes.

The gnocchi was served with mixed mushrooms (crimini, oyster, shitake and chanterelle), peas, parmesan reggiano and fresh herbs. The sauce was rich and delicious with a robust mushroom flavor but the gnocchi, much to both our disappointment, were dense. The flavor was good but they seemed overworked and slightly heavy, especially to be eaten on a 90 degree summer night. I will admit, from experience, that making GOOD gnocchi takes a lot of practice and can easily become overworked. The peas were fairly bland and mushy too, probably frozen over just overcooked. We were both let down, especially since the flavor of the mushrooms and sauce was so rich and packed amazing umami punch that was deep but not overwhelming.

The bone-in, thick cut, pork chop was brined in lemon and oregano and was served with green beans, potatoes and and a romesco sauce. The chop was seared with a nice crust on the outside and was cooked perfectly inside with a rosy hue. Much to my surprise you could definitely taste both the oregano and lemon from the brine giving the chop a nice citrus tang. The beans were cooked well, still crunchy and flavorful. The potatoes while good, were too few. One white and one purple. Yes, two little potatoes, each the size of a ping pong ball. Now I'm not one to complain about portions, especially too little starch since many restaurant load your plate with it whether it be potatoes, rice or pasta because its cheap, this was over the top. I wished I had more to mop up the delicious romesco sauce that was under it all. Easily one of the best romescos I've had, it was amazing with the pork.

As we rested and digested after our entrees we contemplated desert. The two kids were still scurrying around, now making faces through the fence unknown to the other couple sitting out there.

We decided to go for desert and ordered the malted-vanilla creme caramel. It was cooked perfectly. Creamy and not spongy, light yet not mushy. If not listed as "malted" neither of us would have ever known with no noticeable malt flavor. That isn't to say it wasn't good because it was delicious and the perfect ending to an amazing meal, but the malt simply was not there. Regardless we devoured the thing in seconds and quickly realized we were both incredibly full and satisfied.
As we rolled back through the dining room I was surprised that is was now packed having been empty when we arrived. Yet, when we got outside it was still a ghost town. Apparently even when the town is dead it's still alive at The Gypsy Apple Bistro which is good to see. A great little place, still putting out delicious food even in the heat of summer.
Happy eating!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

This Is Not Food: Part Three- The Tornado!

Watch out there's dark clouds brewing on the horizon. The wind is starting to pick up. Thunder rolls in the distance. I see the funnel cloud! Oh wait, no it's not, that's El Monterey Tornados! With wind speed like that I'm scared to open the freezer at 7/11.
In part three of "This Is Not Food" I present El Monterey Chicken Club Tornados!

Maybe you've never heard of El Monterey brand products but they claim to be "Americas favorite brand of frozen Mexican food". What a claim to fame. That is really something to be proud of. I personal love their sales pitch for their new flavor Tornado... "Love Tornados? Join the Chicken Club! Savory chicken breast, ranch flavored sauce and cheese in crispy, seasoned tortillas." I read that and thought, "I sure do love tornados! How do I join this chicken club?"

I'm pretty sure the chicken club is a classic Mexican dish. I think it was invented by the same guy who invented the chimichanga, John Chimichanga I beleive was his name. What a culinary hero.

For those of you not "in the know" you're probably wondering what this little delicacy is. Introduced to the convenience store market approximately five years ago, Tornados by El Monterey are credited for revitalizing the use of roller grills in convenience stores and quick-serve food outlets. Thank god for El Monterey, without them the roller grill industry might go the way of electric can opener manufacturers.

For Mexican food with a fresh twist, try Tornados from El Monterey. Soft, flour tortillas rolled in crispy seasoned batter and stuffed with delicious fillings — Tornados pack a whirlwind of flavor in every bite.

I can taste the freshness just thinking about! You know it's fresh with an ingredient list like this...

(WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS!)

INGREDIENTS:
WHEAT FLOUR (ENRICHED WITH NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMIN MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID), WATER, CHARBROILED CHICKEN BREAST (CHICKEN BREAST MEAT, WATER, SEASONING (MALTODEXTRIN, GARLIC POWDER, DEXTROSE, HYDROLYZED SOY PROTEIN, NATURAL FLAVORS, PARSLEY, SPICE, OIL OF GARLIC), SALT, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, LIME JUICE POWDER (CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, NATURAL FLAVORS {LIME JUICE SOLIDS, NATURAL FLAVORS}), GRILL FLAVOR [MALTODEXTRIN, NATURAL FLAVOR (CONTAINS PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN AND COTTONSEED OIL, NATURAL SMOKE FLAVOR), MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, WHEAT BRAN, WHEAT, MOLASSES, TRICALCIUM PHOSPHATE]), RANCH FLAVORED SAUCE (MONTEREY JACK CHEESE (PASTEURIZED MILK, CHEESE CULTURES, SALT, CALCIUM CHLORIDE, ENZYMES), PART SKIM MOZZARELLA (PASTEURIZED PART SKIM MILK, CHEESE CULTURES, SALT, AND ENZYMES), MAYONNAISE (SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, EGGS, WATER, SALT, EGG YOLKS, SUGAR, CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (TO PROTECT FLAVOR), DRIED GARLIC, DRIED ONIONS, NATURAL FLAVOR), WATER, RANCH SEASONING (CULTURED BUTTERMILK, MALTODEXTRIN, WHEY, TOMATO POWDER, DEHYDRATED ONION, SALT, PARSLEY, DEHYDRATED GARLIC, FLAVOR (MALTODEXTRIN, LIPOLYZED CREAM), NONFAT MILK, SOYBEAN OIL, MALIC ACID, CHEDDAR AND BLUE CHEESES (MILK, SALT, CHEESE CULTURES, ENZYMES), CITRIC ACID, SPICE, MODIFIED BUTTER OIL AND DEHYDRATED BUTTER, YELLOW 5, YELLOW 6, GUAR GUM, ANNATTO, TURMERIC, NOT MORE THAT 2 % SILICON DIOXIDE ADDED TO PREVENT CAKING), SALT), PROCESSED MONTEREY JACK & AMERICAN CHEESE WITH PEPPERS (MONTEREY JACK CHEESE (MILK, CHEESE CULTURE, SALT, ENZYMES), AMERICAN CHEESE (MILK, CHEESE CULTURE SALT, ENZYMES), WATER, MILK FAT, JALAPENO AND RED BELL PEPPERS, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, SALT, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE), VEGETABLE OIL (SOYBEAN, SUNFLOWER, CANOLA AND/OR CORN OIL), BATTER MIX (WHEAT FLOUR, YELLOW CORN FLOUR, YELLOW CORN MEAL, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, WHITE CORN MEAL, BUTTERMILK FLAVOR (WHEY, LACTIC ACID, CITRIC ACID, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN AND COTTONSEED OIL), BUTTERMILK POWDER (SWEET CREAM, WHEY CREAM), SALT, TOMATO POWDER, GARLIC POWDER, ONION POWDER, LEAVENING (SODIUM ACID PYROPHOSPHATE, SODIUM BICARBONATE, MONOCALCIUM PHOSPHATE), SPICE, PARSLEY, GUAR GUM, LACTIC ACID), ROASTED BELL PEPPER, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS IMITATION BACON CRUMBLES (TEXTURED VEGETABLE PROTEIN (SOY FLOUR, CARAMEL COLOR, RED 3), PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL, WATER, SALT, NATURAL FLAVORINGS, AUTOLYZED YEAST, HYDROLYZED CORN-SOY-WHEAT PROTEIN, DEXTROSE), ONION, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, TORTILLA FLOUR BLEND (SALT, RICE FLOUR, GUAR GUM, SODIUM BICARBONATE, CORN STARCH, SODIUM ALUMINUM SULFATE, MONOCALCIUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM METABISULFITE, FUMARIC ACID, WHEAT STARCH, DOUGH CONDITIONERS (SODIUM STEAROYL LACTYLATE, L-CYSTEINE, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, DICALCIUM PHOSPHATE), MICROCRYSTALLINE CELLULOSE, SILICON DIOXIDE (TO PREVENT CAKING)), CHIPOTLE PEPPER ALLERGENS: WHEAT, SOY, MILK, EGGS.


Oh boy, that is fresh. They use real fresh lime juice powder! And 2% or less imitation bacon crumbles to give it that authentic "club" flavor. And one of my personal favorites, yellow 6. Known in the "food" industry as Sunset Yellow FCF and by the "E number" E110, this product gives foods an amazingly natural yellow hue.

A synthetic coal tar, yellow 6 can be found in almost everything. Here are just a few items...orange jelly, marzipan, Swiss roll, apricot jam, citrus marmalade, lemon curd, sweets, hot chocolate mix, packet soups, trifle mix, breadcrumbs, cheese sauce mix, soft drinks, capsules of DayQuil (in high concentrations), some extra strength Tylenol, Astro peach yogurt (potentially others), fortune cookies, some red sauces, certain pound cakes, snack chips and other yellow, orange, and red food products.

Yellow 6 is also (surprise, surprise) a possible carcinogen and may be responsible for causing an allergic reaction in people with an aspirin intolerance, resulting in various symptoms including gastric upset, diarrhoea, vomiting, nettle rash (urticaria) and swelling of the skin (angioedema). The colouring has also been linked to hyperactivity in young children.

I personally believe that all these possible affects (cancer, hyperactivity) really are worth it when you see the delicious, yellow colored, creamy, cheesy interior of a Tornado. Almost like looking into the eye of a storm, it's the power of nature, lassoed into a tortilla like a Mexican charro. Make sure you grab a few off the roller grill next time your in 7/11, in fact try all six. Ranchero beef and cheese, grilled chicken and cheese, southwest chicken, cheesy pepperjack, cheesy pepperoni and the instant classic...chicken club. HAPPY EATING!


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

10 Reasons To Be Careful w/ a 10inch Knife

ONE- the obvious first, a 10 inch knife is a big f#*king knife

TWO- it can cut through chicken bones with ease

THREE- my (your) fingers are not much larger than a chicken bone

FOUR- sometimes the only contents of a first aid kit are bandaids, finger cots and neosporin
FIVE- it's creepy to be the sweaty, pale-faced guy with a bloody dish towel wrapped around his hand looking for gauze and latex gloves at CVS

SIX- it's even worse when you realize afterwards that you also had blood on your chin

SEVEN- the sixty year old woman working at CVS feels bad for YOU!?

EIGHT- calling the doctor on your cell phone and trying to drive with a bandaged club hand is not considered safe by the National Highway Safety Commision

NINE- you may scare children so much they start to cry and cringe with fear at the sight of your bandaged hand, even your own daughter

TEN- do you know how big ten inches actually is?





Thursday, August 13, 2009

Cheesy Days and Creamy Nights

On a sunny morning recently my wife, daughter and I decided to head to the Berkshires for a day of sun, coffee, cheese, sausages, barbecue and ice cream. While this may seem like a strange combo of items for a summer day trip, we are a food obsessed family. Anytime we go anywhere it revolves around food, this day was no different and it was well worth the drive.

Although my wife is a native western Mass(achussian?? Massichussiner? Masshole? I'm not really sure here...) she had never been to Great Barrington. So we decided to take the little one swimming at a nearby lake and had lunch on the beach. After getting her fill of sun and water we headed to downtown Great Barrington.

First stop: Fuel Coffee Shop. The place seemed hip. I ordered two iced americanos they were dark, not too bitter and good. My wife and I were both pleased to have a little caffeine after a long morning/afternoon at the beach.

Second Stop: Rubiners Cheesemongers and Grocers. This place is easily the best cheese and charcuterrie shop in New England outside of Boston. They had an amazing selection of local, domestic and international cheeses. Many of which they had out for sampling and a cheese monger offering tastes of whatever you wanted to try assuming you weren't put off by his displeased look and unfriendly demeanour. I personally love all forms of charcutterie and they had everything you could want. A great find!


Third Stop: Route 7 Grill. I had heard many good things about this place, some even claimed it to be the best barbecue in New England. While I'm not sure I would go that far it was VERY good. They use local meats and produce which I of course love, especially for barbecue. You don't see that everyday. It was a hot night and we sat outside on the patio. It was almost perfect, minus the mosquitoes which got bad right before they lit the citronella, eating outside there on a hot August night. Cold beer. Ribs. Pulled pork. Brisket. Corn bread. Coleslaw. (Good coleslaw I might add, not some mayonnaise slop like too many places serve.) We were pleased all around. HIGHLY recommended.

Last Stop: Soco Creamery. We had promised the little one all day that we would get ice cream and so we did. While I was full from a plethora of smoked meats and beer I knew I had to take one for the team and eat ice cream (possibly my favorite thing on the planet, don't tell anyone). We stopped at the factory shop because of its side of the road convenience compared to the downtown location. That was a little bit of a mistake. It looked like no one had been in there in days. The inside was a disaster. They had only a few selections on hand which confused me since that is where they make and package the ice cream. Anyways, the little one got her cone of black raspberry and I had some coffee-mocha concoction, I'm not sure what my wife had. At that point it didn't matter I was hot, full and beat but it was the perfect way to cap of a summer food adventure.

Fuel Coffee Shop
286 Main St, Great Barrington, MA 01230-1607
(413) 528-5505

Rubiner's Cheesemonger and Grocer
264 Main St, Great Barrington, MA 01230-2202
(413) 528-0488

Route 7 Grill
999 Main St, Great Barrington, MA 01230-2028
(413) 528-3235

Soco Creamery
5 Railroad St, Great Barrington (this is the downtown address, go here not to the factory!)
(413) 528-9420